A Free Uncensored AI That Fits on a USB — Zero Internet, Zero Traces

Want	Do
Fastest setup	Download ZIP → `install.bat` → pick one brain → done
Most uncensored	NemoMix 12B (best) or Dolphin 8B
Weak laptop	Phi-3.5 Mini or Llama 3.2 3B
Non-English chat	Qwen 2.5
Coding help	Mistral 7B
The repo	Portable-AI-USB
Video walkthrough	YouTube
Find more brains	huggingface.co — search “GGUF uncensored”
10× speed upgrade	Swap USB stick → Samsung T7 SSD (~$40)
Zero trace	Built in — pull stick → laptop remembers nothing